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Sunday, September 5, 2010
ISSUE #619
#619 Sept. 5, 2010

Will suggests a quote for President’s new Oval Office rug

COLUMBUS: President Obama redecorated the Oval Office. He kept the historic desk, but ordered a new rug to lay on the floor.  He had some of his favorite quotes sewed into the rug. Every time he walks into the office he looks down at it, reads one of those quotes, and it inspires or kinda prepares him for the tribulations and turmoil he’s about to face .

Here’s an authentic quote he should add to the Oval Office rug. “I’m not a member of any organized political party… I’m a Democrat.”

Then the next time he wonders, “Why can’t I get anything else through Congress? The House is Democratic, the Senate is Democratic, and I’m a Democrat.” Just read the quote.

Here’s another one. “Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they’d be Republicans.” The next time Congressman John Boehner came to the Oval Office to sound off about something, he would see that quote and laugh so hard he’d forget what it was he wanted to complain about.

Now, I ain’t all one sided. Someday a Republican will get elected President. Eventually. He’ll throw out the Obama rug and bring in a new one. (Or if he’s like Coolidge, he would just turn the rug over and write on the other side.) Here’s a quote for a Republican president to ponder: “Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt where money’s concerned. It’s only in the amount where the Republicans excel.” In fact, that might explain how he got elected.

The economy keeps getting worse. Almost 10% are unemployed and we lost more jobs in August. Here it is Labor Day, and nobody in Washington can agree on how to get people back to work. Republicans want to extend the tax cuts, but Democrats say that’s ok for the poor, but if you’re rich, you need to pay more. Obama says, “If we give rich people a tax cut they won’t spend it. They just put it in the bank or invest it.” Well, maybe that’s how they got rich, by saving rather than spending. Instead of criticizing these folks, the President ought to be promoting them.
If some of that money goes to banks instead of Washington, maybe they’ll see fit to loan it out to business so they can hire more help. Of course, the President has to let these businesses know the government isn’t going to swoop in and take more from them for everyone they hire.

Historic quotes from Will Rogers:

“Last year we said: Things can’t go on like this! and they didn’t. They got worse.” Jan. 11, 1930

“But we can’t alibi all our ills by just knocking the old banker. First he loaned the money, then the people all at once wanted it back, and he didn’t have it. Now he’s got it again, and is afraid to loan it, so the poor devil don’t know what to do.” DT #1833, June 8, 1932


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