This week I was planning to write about immigration (which nobody can agree on) but then our Lame Duck Congress passed a $1,800,000,000,000 Inflation Increase Act.
Will Rogers had the perfect description of a Lame Duck Congress. âItâs like where some fellows worked for you and their work wasnât satisfactory and you let âem out, but after you fired âem, you let âem stay long enough so they could burn your house down.â (DT #1980, Dec. 8, 1932)
The bill has over 4000 pages of fine print and Senators had only a few hours to read it. Itâs a Democrat bill, but 17 Republicans voted for it, maybe because it has several million for border security. Those Republicans missed the tiny paragraph that it is for securing the borders of Egypt and other Middle Eastern countries. No money to protect our own border. So, itâs okay for âem to wade across the Rio Grande, but not the Nile.
Thereâs $3,000,000 for âBee-friendly highways.â First, bees donât need a highway; they fly. If you want to make our roadsides friendly to bees, stop mowing. That would save a few million and attract bees. However, if you get a flat tire, thatâs bad enough without being attacked by a swarm of hornets.
And former First Lady Michelle Obama gets $3,600,000 for a trail. I guessed it was to build a walkway from the back door of their mansion at Marthaâs Vineyard to the beach. But itâs in Mississippi. Will she fly from Massachusetts down to Mississippi every morning to walk her trail? Besides our former President has $70,000,000. Let him give his wife a trail for Christmas.
Stanford University made News this week by publishing 13 pages of banned words. Words they want replaced include: immigrant, handicapped, grandfather, American, and the colors black, white, red, yellow and gray. This was compiled by a grad student who wrote it as a thesis for a Masterâs Degree. But âMasterâ is banned so they gave him/her/it/them a Ph.D., which appropriately for this research, means Piled Higher and Deeper. (Iâm joking about the grad student. The list was made up by employees and a couple of professors in the information technology department. That wasted more money than paying a lowly grad student.)
I heard that a quarter of toys are bought by adults for their own pleasure. If you think this is a new fad, read the first Will Rogers quote below.
Historic (Christmas) quotes by Will Rogers:
âI am too busy replacing presents to write today. I bought some mechanical and electric things for the kids and wore ’em out playing with ’em myself.â DT #120, Dec. 23, 1926
âMen, act surprised this morning as if you didn’t know the tie was coming.â DT #121, Dec. 24, 1926
âWell, tomorrow is âwishâ day. Everybody is âwishingâ somebody something, and I guess it’s just as well everybody don’t know what they are being âwished.â But, generally speaking, we do have good cheer in our hearts on Christmas. ‘Course, we canât hardly wait till the day is over and to get back to our devilment again.â DT # 1379, Dec. 24, 1930
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the Reeder family. And from the Will Rogers family.